That's the worst frame of reference but it'll do. [a pause.] I talked to Chad yesterday because I wanted to buy some stuff off of him. When we spoke, he told me that he and the other dorm heads found some papers that they couldn't make heads or tails of, and he said I could have them for three vouchers. So I bought them.

The papers were for a cancelled TV show called "Wiwaldi Academy: Four Seasons of Drama." The whole thing was written up as a concept for a story starring Chad, Luke, Viola and Sally. It even came with editor notes like that it needed more cats, the principal should be a bear, the storyline needed to be edgier and the cast needed to be bigger.

In the show the academy was on the outskirts of The City, equal distances from the Capital, the North and the Island. Sound familiar?