Catch-all: Bradley

[ercnerd]

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[ercnerd]

What's stopping them from leaving right now?

[battling]

You still gotta travel. Not like they can teleport.

[ercnerd]

That's true.

All right, then. It only makes sense for the royal guard to catch up to them at some point.

[battling]

Are they all cat people?

[Bradley you made this stupid story up.]

[ercnerd]

Isn't the knight technically one of them? It wouldn't make sense for all of them to be cat people when she isn't.

[battling]

[Hmm hmm...]

She was... an orphan from a different country. [again a pause.] Kingdom.

[ercnerd]

Oh, now it's starting to get interesting. Was the feline princess charmed by her knight's unusual features?

[battling]

Yeah, ain't seen anythin' like that before.

[ercnerd]

That settles that.

Back to the royal guard . . . do they bare their claws at the knight or the princess first?

[battling]

The knight. They're usually way more disposable than the princess, y'know? They'd die for their lord or whatever.

[ercnerd]

Hm . . .

What's their impression of the situation, anyway? Do they think the knight has seduced their princess, or is the princess a traitor to her kingdom now?

[battling]

They're still tryin' to get her back. For uh... princessy reasons. [He doesn't know] So let's go with the knight has seduced the princess and they want them to come back. To throw the knight in jail for crimes against the state.

Kingdom?

[ercnerd]

You know, this has been going on for a while now . . . but why are you so slippery with that word?

[battling]

Don't really have it where 'm from. 's just countries.

[ercnerd]

No? Your world really is different.

You've come to the right person, though. The continent I'm from is shared by two powerful kingdoms, so I know all about them.

[battling]

There's just two? We got five counties.

[ curious ]

[ercnerd]

It's just one continent out of the rest of the world, and there are three countries. One just happens to be a nation of elves. There are more places beyond Bermesiah, and many uncharted lands on Aernas besides.

[battling]

Huh. Our place only has the one continent. The ocean goes in forever.

[ercnerd]

It must be a huge continent if it houses five countries.

[battling]

[where did this tag go...]

Seems normal sized to me.

[ercnerd]

That's because you're used to it.

Are the countries divided between humans and wizards?

[battling]

Nah, we both live all over the place. The real strong wizards come from North.

[ercnerd]

That's where you're from, isn't it?

[battling]

Yeah.

[PREENING.]

[ercnerd]

Fierce bandits, indeed.

What type of magic do you use, anyway?