Week 7: Tuesday

[ercnerd]

[Throughout the day, Sieghart flags down anyone whose path he crosses to inform them of a dinner party. For those in their rooms, he raps on the door and delivers the same invitation before going on his merry way to take his nap in the parlor.

Come evening, the dining room boasts a wide spread of food prepared by Souji—chicken wings, grilled onigiri, grilled fish, tempura veggies, gyoza, and tomato egg stirfry—along with desert in the form of a chocolate cake by Alphinaud. Bottles of wine have been relocated for easy drinking. Virgo is here, probably. There's an additional placemat set out for Flayn.]

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Comments

[ercnerd]

What you're describing is a toddler.

As long as you're younger than me, you're a kid.

[illomened]

[SIEGHART.]

You may do it at your leisure. I don't think anyone would object if you took your time.

[decaptych]

[ Please. ]

You're daring me my dare back?!

[ercnerd]

[He despises effort.]

Hm? Then it won't be my responsibility if we happen to all get out of here before I have the chance to finish the letter, will it?

[illomened]

I simply think that it's a matter of "the more, the merrier"!

[He personally wishes to see chaos unleashed upon the living, just for fun.]

[illomened]

If you don't write it yourself before the end of tomorrow, then I'll write it on your behalf.

[Because he is such a good person...]

[ercnerd]

You're going to write a letter and sign it with my name? Who do you even think I'd write to?

[illomened]

You could dictate it to me and I could write it for you! I wouldn't be so unkind as to send off something unchecked to a person you didn't choose yourself.

[HE'S NOT HISOKA.]

[ercnerd]

[Are you sure?]

I'm not going to dictate something like that.

I'll write it, so consider it done. Now what are you picking?

[decaptych]

So even if I'm literally 599?

[decaptych]

[ 「あ」 ]

Separate or collaborative?

[illomened]

[:3c

Anyway he just nods! He will trust in Sieghart to send a heartfelt letter.]

Hm... Truth, I suppose!

[illomened]

[WITH A BRIGHT SMILE OF A GOBLIN:] Whichever you think could get the most interesting result, I'd say.

[ercnerd]

If it's you? Yeah.

[ercnerd]

[Imagine if Sieghart doesn't so much as type a single word.]

Hmm . . . What's the weirdest thing you've ever done?

[illomened]

[Then Souji's undead ghost will haunt him for his next few thousand years of life.]

Isn't that a vague question? Weird by what standard, exactly...

[ercnerd]

[No.]

Who else but yours? I want to know what it is that you'd find weird.

[illomened]

[YOU AREN'T HIS BOSS!!

He seems to be considering this, though... what's the weirdest thing he's done by his own standards.......]

I suppose by a definition, robbing that samurai when I was a toddler...? It wasn't usual for me, at least.

[He has done so much shit that other people would consider weird outside of that, but unfortunately he himself doesn't.]

[ercnerd]

[This is the sort of scoop for which he was looking. Souji's mind doesn't run the way most people's minds do, so of course it would skip over memories from his formative years that might qualify as weird for others.]

What did you rob a samurai for?

[illomened]

[STOP LOOKING FOR SCOOPS IN HIS WEIRD MIND PALACE. He at least has the humility to look vaguely sheepish about this though...]

He saw me staring at his katana while I was playing with a toy sword on the street and teasingly challenged me, saying he would give me his sword if I beat him...

[LISTEN. Technically he won, but by societal and bushi standards it really was just a humiliating robbery committed by a 3 year old. HE STOLE THAT SAMURAI'S SOUL.]

[ercnerd]

[In Sieghart's mind, that's the samurai's problem. Some geniuses and prodigies bloom within their first year. It's not like Souji demanded the duel.]

Didn't you say that you robbed him? If he challenged you and you won, what was the problem?

[sageguidance]

Um... dare?

[ if anyone would be nice it'll be rupert, right ]

[sageguidance]

How about... Truth?

[sageguidance]

[ HE'S HERE TOO, YOU KNOW. ]

I—I don't sound like that, do I...?

[sageguidance]

[ you're all bullying meeee ]

Come now, I would not phrase my gratitude like that...