[STOP LOOKING FOR SCOOPS IN HIS WEIRD MIND PALACE. He at least has the humility to look vaguely sheepish about this though...]

He saw me staring at his katana while I was playing with a toy sword on the street and teasingly challenged me, saying he would give me his sword if I beat him...

[LISTEN. Technically he won, but by societal and bushi standards it really was just a humiliating robbery committed by a 3 year old. HE STOLE THAT SAMURAI'S SOUL.]