ercnerd | Catch-all: Kainé

[ She could and would but doesn't want to hear any protests. ]

Winter.

[ She lets the one marshmallow fall to its doom into the bonfire before getting another one.

She's nicer to this new marshmallow. ]

[Whoa. Ice hot.]

Spring.

Enjoying your classes?

Meh. They're whatever.

[ She's only been to the coloring one. ]

I've only been to one, and I wasn't impressed.

[It was not the coloring one, which was probably for the best.]

I dunno if we're supposed to be impressed. I wanted to learn more from it, though.

[ But of course it wouldn't be that easy. ]

Are you serious? . . . Which classes did you attend?

The art one.

What were you trying to learn from that?

If the teacher would talk more.

[ Than the dorm heads. ]

Did that one break into song, too?

What? No. Which one did you go to that—

[ She makes a hand gesture that obviously means break into song. ]

[That's some hand gesture.]

Analysis of the Greats: Cats. The professor sings every time you ask about the campus.

[ She makes a face. ]

I was warned against going to that class. Said I'd regret it. Do you?

Knowing what we do, do you think there's a class we wouldn't regret going to?

Don't know enough to say but probably not.

Then there's your answer.

[He pauses. Well, he ought to give credit where it's due.]

But it won't hurt to attend if you're interested in the experience.